You seem to have stumbled across the worst website in the entire internet- good job! I am Felipe and I will be the author of these awful blog posts. I am (sadly) a student at North Carolina State University, and this is my English blog! I hope you find some enjoyment in my incoherent ramblings.
If you wish to learn more about me and my blog, please check out the About page!
My English Background
I’m going to be honest, I do not enjoy reading or writing. I’ve always been a slow reader, and unless I’m fired up, I find writing to be tedious and boring. One of my earliest memories as a child of reading is analyzing the Bernstein Bears books. I would only read their titles, as I was still a young kid living in Argentina. I had a basic understanding of English, but it never has been my first language, so I would spend my time reading the titles and learning what they stood for based on the illustrations within the book. I really have no recollection of learning how to write though…
- As a writer, I am a dad- when lost, I refuse to ask for direction.
- As a writer, I am like NBC comedy- uninspired with very few original hits.
My favorite part about the writing process is when I have the chance to tear someone or something apart. In my opinion, there is nothing juicer than writing about something that fails to meet my expectations. That being said, I would love to develop a style of writing that is both classy and vicious. I would love to be able to write a very critical review while maintaining an elegant tone.
I enjoy using bold and italicized text to convey emphasis, but only in default font color
How I write is an extension of my personality. I am a very dramatic and spicy person, often relishing in bad information to make a little scene out of it. I do the exact same when I write; I thoroughly enjoy pointing out mistakes in almost anything. I like to over exaggerate the flaws. I will write about how a book made me want to eat spoonfuls of mayonnaise, yet in reality the book just had a slow start. I am essentially a soap opera character in real life.
I developed this satirical style because I found all of my school assignments absolutely boring! I prefer the science subjects, so having to write essays for me is torture. Because of this I ended up entertaining myself as I wrote, mocking the pieces we were assigned to read. This might not be the best way to construct purely professional papers, I am aware of that, but if something isn’t fun then what is really the point of doing it?!
Red Italicized words are pronounced a special way, such as burger.
I may not be the greatest, most profound writer, I am aware of that. My hope is to provide some entertainment to those who are unlucky enough to have to read my garbage blog. I will try to keep the theme and pictures as clear and professional as possible, but keep in mind you’re in my house- and I like to have fun 😉